From My Collection
For Christmas
Happy Gnu Year
- For boaters: Happy Canoe Year!
- For furriers: Trappy New Year!
- For naturists: Happy Nude Year!
- For Mexicans: Serape' New Year!
- For clowns: Slap-Happy New Year!
- For litterers: Happy Strew Year!
- For Australians: Happy 'Roo Year!
- For day sleepers: Nappy New Year!
- For mountainers: Happy "Halloo" Year!
- For Web surfers: Snappy.com New Year!
- For existentialists: Happy Camus Year!
- For romance novelists: Sappy New Year!
- For aging flower children: Hippie New Year!
- For board game detectives: Happy Clue Year!
- For old baseball players: Felipe Alou Year!
- For Spoonerist tree huggers: Happy Yew Near!
- For "Jungle Book" readers: Happy Baloo Year!
- For Bahamian musicians: Happy Junkanoo Year!
- For mail order clothiers: Happy J. Crew Year!
- For fishermen (or gamblers): Crappie New Year!
- For audiences (or gonorrhea patients): Clappy New Year!
- For store proprietors on "The Simpsons": Happy Apu Year!